🐷 Why Is This Pig Dressed Better Than Me?
Every squeeze releases your inner tension... and reminds you that everything’s going to be oink-kay. 🐽
Why is there a chubby pig in a red tie lounging on my bookshelf... and why do I LOVE IT?
✨ Behold: The Chubby Pig Squishy Stress Reliever
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🐷 Squish it. Hug it. Stare at it. Repeat until calm.
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🛋️ Lounges like a boss while you're falling apart inside.
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👔 Dressed for the job, doing absolutely nothing (relatable).
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💥 Feels like squeezing a cloud made of serotonin.
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😩 Built for anxiety attacks, Monday meltdowns, and "I can't even" moments.
Because this isn’t just any pig.
It’s a certified stress-reliever, a desk companion, a vibe curator, and honestly... a whole mood.
Give it to:
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Yourself (you earned it)
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Your overwhelmed coworker
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That one friend who screams in lowercase
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Anyone who deserves a cute, squishy break from reality
What You’re Getting:
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✨ High-quality, slow-rising squishy goodness
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📏 Medium-sized for maximum palm coverage
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💖 Built for squeezes, smushes, and soft emotional support
Package includes:
- 1* Super Stretchy Business Pig Stress Reliever |
US orders - Delivery in 12-15 business days once shipped. Ships worldwide. Allow 2-3 weeks for international shipping.
